Unvaxxed Sperm $5000 a Load T-Shirt
Dark Grey Heather / S
$24.99
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$24.99
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A bold, statement crew neck tee that speaks loudly and plainly. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt breathable and comfortable while the retail fit gives a clean silhouette you can layer or wear solo. The large, high-contrast block lettering creates immediate impact — a provocatively candid message meant for those who lean into outspoken humor and unapologetic self-expression. It wears like a casual wardrobe staple but functions as a conversation starter at rallies, meetups, or when you're out with a like-minded crowd. Subtle construction details — side seams, ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder twill tape, and a tear-away label — keep the tee feeling neat and durable wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, casual silhouette for layering or standalone wear
- Durable construction: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
- High-quality print finishes (DTF/DTG depending on fulfillment) for crisp, detailed lettering
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; manufactured by Bella+Canvas with ethical production standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Unvaxxed Sperm $5000 a Load T-Shirt
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, casual silhouette for layering or standalone wear
- Durable construction: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
- High-quality print finishes (DTF/DTG depending on fulfillment) for crisp, detailed lettering
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; manufactured by Bella+Canvas with ethical production standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean