Unvaxxed Sperm $5000 a Load T-Shirt

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Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness

- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, casual silhouette for layering or standalone wear

- Durable construction: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention

- High-quality print finishes (DTF/DTG depending on fulfillment) for crisp, detailed lettering

- Tear-away label and REACH certified; manufactured by Bella+Canvas with ethical production standards

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean