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This lightweight jersey tee brings bold, unapologetic humor to everyday wear. Crafted from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the shirt feels soft against the skin and breathes easily for all-day comfort. The design’s large, block lettering makes a loud statement—funny, a little cheeky, and built for people who don’t mind turning heads. With a clean crew neckline, side seams for structure, and a tear-away label for itch-free wear, it layers well or stands alone as a conversation starter. Ethically produced materials and REACH compliance add practical confidence to the playful message.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for soft, breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for a neat, structured look
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically produced
- High-contrast text print using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, bold lettering
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Scissoring Hurts My Balls T-Shirt
$24.99
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$24.99
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for soft, breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for a neat, structured look
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically produced
- High-contrast text print using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, bold lettering
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean