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A bold, tongue-in-cheek tee with oversized block lettering that reads like a declaration. Lightweight and breathable, it sits easily under jackets or on its own, speaking straight-forward humor without fuss. The retail cut and crew neckline keep the silhouette clean and wearable, while the soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels comfortable against skin. Built with thoughtful construction—side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape—this shirt holds shape through repeated wear. REACH certified and produced with ethical manufacturing standards, it’s a casual staple that delivers attitude with comfort.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Retail fit with crew neckline; ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Constructed with side seams and shoulder tape for added stability
- Print options: sleeve and neck prints by DTF or DTG depending on provider
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, sourced from Honduras; ethical manufacturing credentials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
I Cut My Ankle Monitor Off To Be Here T‑Shirt
$36.00
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$36.00
Regular price
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Retail fit with crew neckline; ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Constructed with side seams and shoulder tape for added stability
- Print options: sleeve and neck prints by DTF or DTG depending on provider
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, sourced from Honduras; ethical manufacturing credentials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean