I’ll Gargle Your Piss Like Listerine T‑Shirt
White / S
$24.99
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$24.99
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This lightweight crewneck tee brings a sharp, irreverent voice to casual wardrobes. Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton makes it breathable and comfortable for long days out or lazy hours at home. The bold, high-contrast front print reads like a punchy statement — unapologetic, loud, and built to spark reactions. With a retail fit and clean neckline, the shirt layers easily under jackets or wears alone as a conversation-starting piece. Ethically produced and REACH certified, it blends comfort, durability, and sustainable manufacturing for someone who likes their clothes to say something as clearly as they do.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for structure
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort
- High-quality DTF/DTG printed design with crisp detail
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WRAP affiliations)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
I’ll Gargle Your Piss Like Listerine T‑Shirt
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for structure
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort
- High-quality DTF/DTG printed design with crisp detail
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WRAP affiliations)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean