I’ll Gargle Your Piss Like Listerine T‑Shirt

You don't think I'll do it? Try me.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)

- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for structure

- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort

- High-quality DTF/DTG printed design with crisp detail

- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WRAP affiliations)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean